life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
this elephant represents every tumblr user when doing sport
today at school we had a pep rally and the principal was giving motivational speeches and hes like “for exams, just remember the “tion” rule! it it ends in tion, it’s awesome! concentration, relaxation, participation, ect” and i leaned in my friend dany’s ear and whispered “anal penetration” and she started crying
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read